“Saladmaxxing”

For when the only thing that can take the edge off is a mayonnaise-based salad. The two-scoop-two-side combo meal is the perfect solution for those seeking late-afternoon postprandial hypoglycemia. Select a chicken salad based on your mood (classic, spicy, controversially: "fruity") and pair it with more-bacon-than-broccoli salad, pasta salad, or the regional delicacy "grape salad." This is considered "saladmaxxing." Good enough to lick the lettuce it's plated on. Pickle and iced sugar cookie included with combo.