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Recovered cocktail from the early 2000s. Vanilla vodka, passion fruit, lime juice, vanilla syrup, plus a prosecco sidecar. Slurpable, but you’d probably need 3 or 4 before you’re ready to film your own HD POVs. At $14 a pop, you’d better come with your own subscriber base. Stars removed for lack of passion fruit garnish and cheap, bitter prosecco. Maybe La Marca was a dramaturgical choice? Still drank.

Atlanta’s Very Best. Takeout only, inside is overstimulating. Be prepared to wait, knowing it’ll all be worth it…

Solid pizza, clean bathroom, clean place, reasonable prices. This is an excellent place to take a load off when you’re on the go go go in Manhattan. xoxo pizza boy

It was just ok, cheese was great, but the bread was stale. In a city famous for the BEC, just go somewhere else

Comfy beds, nice pillows, and plenty of room for all your hotel room needs. Very clean, very convenient if your a person who needs to be is being at the airport. If you think ~$200 is worth an hour or two of sleep, then this is the place.

For when the only thing that can take the edge off is a mayonnaise-based salad. The two-scoop-two-side combo meal is the perfect solution for those seeking late-afternoon postprandial hypoglycemia. Select a chicken salad based on your mood (classic, spicy, controversially: "fruity") and pair it with more-bacon-than-broccoli salad, pasta salad, or the regional delicacy "grape salad." This is considered "saladmaxxing." Good enough to lick the lettuce it's plated on. Pickle and iced sugar cookie included with combo.

Have you ever asked yourself "what if I made the perfect smash burger, and paired it with a good beer, and made it a good price during happy hour?". Well, even if you did, you're not the person who made it happen at Stillwell. It's fucken delectable - ground beef, fior di latte, mayo, bun. It's exactly what you want in a smash burger, and the beer is as good as it seems to get. Bathrooms are trash, and the ceilings are low - otherwise this is a 5 star.

The perfect treat for the clinically depressed office worker. Commonly recognized as “hospital food,” it’s just good enough to remind yourself that things aren’t actually so bad. Swing by the bathroom on your way out to scrub the microwave-fresh tomato soup from your hands before returning to your keyboard. Pictured: bacon-chicken-something sandwich and aforementioned soup

I’m a simple man, give me eggs, hot sauce, peanut butter and beef and make it messy. Solid brekky.