What Can I Say? It’s Panera…

Panera Bread

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October 22, 2026

The perfect treat for the clinically depressed office worker. Commonly recognized as “hospital food,” it’s just good enough to remind yourself that things aren’t actually so bad. Swing by the bathroom on your way out to scrub the microwave-fresh tomato soup from your hands before returning to your keyboard.

Pictured: bacon-chicken-something sandwich and aforementioned soup

Panera Bread