Thirty, Flirty, and Thriving
Pornstar Martini @ STIR M*dley

Recovered cocktail from the early 2000s. Vanilla vodka, passion fruit, lime juice, vanilla syrup, plus a prosecco sidecar. Slurpable, but you’d probably need 3 or 4 before you’re ready to film your own HD POVs. At $14 a pop, you’d better come with your own subscriber base. Stars removed for lack of passion fruit garnish and cheap, bitter prosecco. Maybe La Marca was a dramaturgical choice? Still drank.
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